Hey, nice grass
I was involved in a wedding today. While the nuptials part of it is largely irrelevant, it did involve pre-dinner drinks at, and on, the Adelaide oval.
There were a bunch of private-school boys involved as well.
Honestly, if I’d heard the words “hallowed turf” one more time, I was going to glass someone.

hahah. I can completely picture the scene that you were in!
HORRIBLE!