I Drew This

So this morning, I was about to hop in the shower, and so, y’know, I was undressing (control yourselves, ladies).

I slipped off my tshirt and put it down, then I pulled down the briefs and let them fall to my feet.

Now, you know that trick you do, where you take one foot out but then you flick them up with the other foot and catch them? Yeah, well I did that.

Only it was first thing in the morning, and I must still have been a little tired, a little off balance.

So when I tried to flick them up with my foot, they flew up, but not far enough. They didn’t go up, so much as across the room.

Into the toilet.

Which my daughter had just used.

And she’s a bit lazy when it comes to flushing.

Fuck.