Archive for January 2011

Birthday wishes

“What do you want for your birthday?” Do you know what you want for yours? I have no idea. I’m like that at Christmas too. I usually make up stuff I need just so people don’t feel bad about not knowing what to get me: “Mmm, what I really need is a good set of [...]

Umbrellas are the work of the devil

It’s raining today. I like the rain. Mostly. The good things about rain are that it’s refreshing. Especially in summer. It cools things off, particularly my things, which is good because I hate that in mid-summer I’m obliged by societal convention to wear pants and a long-sleeved shirt, when I’d probably do a much better [...]